NZ 4 years on, Bitter/Sweet – Part 2

This is Part 2 of my recent NZ experience. Sadly, New Zealand is a different place than even 5 years ago. Some of what I will write about has been trending for a while whilst some is more recent. The sentiments expressed here are actually shared by a number of expats on the Grounded Kiwis (the Facebook group that successfully challenged the government over MIQ and did a lot to push the plight of kiwis stranded overseas) and Kiwis in USA Facebook pages. Please note that these are my personal observations and opinions and not those of Kiwiblog.  As a preview I will be covering 6 topics:

PART 2 – THE BITTER

1 – STANDARD AND COST OF LIVING SQUEEZE

2 – COVID SCARS

3 – EXCESSIVE MAORIFICATION

PART 3 will cover Health Care, Crime and Anti-Democratic Trends.

1 – STANDARD AND COST OF LIVING SQUEEZE

All the 1st world economies flooded their populaces with cheap borrowed money to try to overcome the financial burdens of the Covid lockdowns. This was even more the case in NZ due to the number and length of the lockdowns. Inflationary pressures and the skyrocketing cost of living is an issue in many countries. What makes the impact on NZ harder was a trend that was already happening pre-Covid and has now accelerated, that of a gradual relative standard of living decline. When I moved to the US in the 2000’s, there was a standard of living gap between NZ and Australia, Canada, the UK and the US but it wasn’t too wide. As the decades have rolled forward, over time this gap has slowly and gradually widened. The biggest culprit is the rapid increase in housing costs in NZ. The gold standard of comparative housing affordability is the Demographia Report which divides the median house price by the median income in dozens of global city markets. This survey technique eliminates any currency conversion issues. In the first edition in 2005, Auckland was at a multiple of 5.9 (i.e. the median house cost 5.9 times the median annual income). By 2022, it had mushroomed to 11.2 and the 85th least affordable city out of 92 global city markets assessed with Wellington and Christchurch coming in as somewhat more affordable. Auckland ranks virtually equal with the five most expensive cities in the US. There are 26 metro areas in the US (most the size of, or bigger than, Auckland) that have multiples HALF OR LESS in the unaffordability measure. Plus, a fact not factored in, is the quality of NZ’s housing stock which on average is well below the average of the other Anglophile countries that feature often larger, warmer and more modern/modernized homes. Modern NZ homes certainly are equivalent but there are 120m² homes on Auckland’s North Shore built in the 1950’s or ‘60’s worth over $1 million with no central heating or air conditioning, no double glazing with a single old bathroom and an original condition kitchen whereas a much higher percentage of homes in similar high value cities in say North America will have all these features built in.

The impact of this: aside from the mega rich (of whom there are very few in NZ) and a small number of exporter and high-tech entrepreneurs based on Auckland’s North Shore and in Wellington’s mini–Silicon Valley, is that all broad income cohorts in NZ have declined a notch over the last 20 years. Upper middle class income earners’ standard of living today is akin the main middle class 20 years ago, the broad middle class are where the upper echelon of the wage earning working class were 20 years ago and the upper reaches of the manual/blue collar class are now struggling with the kinds of net discretionary spending they enjoyed when they were early in the work force. The current cost of living crisis layers on the top of the standard of living squeeze brought on by the explosion of property values and rents with the following currently discernable impacts: fewer overseas holidays even after the borders reopening (now made worse by recent declines in the NZD), less eating out or eating more at lower cost venues, people hanging onto cars longer, domestic holidays closer to home to save on petrol, less money on fancy clothes and the deferring of things like dental visits and other lifestyle crimps. I observed two tell tale signs of an increase in poverty in NZ: the rise of homelessness well documented in various media and seeing people begging in public. For the first time in my lifetime, I was approached for money going into two petrol stations (one on Auckland’s North Shore and one in the northwest of Christchurch). That has never happened to me before in NZ and I was shocked. Yes, versions of the cost-of-living crisis are happening in Australia, North America and Western Europe but in NZ, it’s a little more pronounced and it accelerates the feeling I’d had pre Covid, that the standard of living gap between NZ and other 1st world economies continues to widen.

2 – COVID SCARS

I have called this section Covid Scars because New Zealand, unlike most 1st world countries, still shows more outward effects of Covid, they are more deeply rooted and they are lasting longer. This is a function of the government’s border closure policy that effectively kicked NZ’s Covid can down the road for about 18 months from the first major lockdowns in March 2020 to the eventual surrender on Delta in October 2021. For most countries, they learned to live with Covid and lifted many of the various restrictions much quicker. This is manifested in various ways:

(i) Travel declaration – to travel to NZ regardless of citizenship, up until a couple of weeks ago, you had to complete an online form that took usually ten minutes and had various traps for the uninitiated and those not IT savvy. As a part of the Grounded Kiwis Facebook group, the number of times people reported they had to call the Immigration NZ help lines to overcome hurdles was staggering. It was an onerous and pointless requirement once the pre-departure C-19 tests were scrapped in June 2022. Almost all 1st world countries had scrapped such requirements by early or mid-2021.

(ii) Masks – the wearing of masks in most of the US (outside of the major cities in the strict states like CA, OR, WA, NV, NM, IL, MN, NY, PA, CT, MA and MI) had dwindled to less than 5% no matter what the location. Once the FAA scrapped the requirement for wearing masks on flights, mask wearing on planes went from near 100% to hardly any. I was shocked to see all the mask wearing when I landed in NZ. Soon into my stay, the mask mandate was lifted but I was on a domestic flight when the mandate was in force and my sister and I (we both have NZ Ministry of Health exemptions) were the only passengers on a full Air NZ jet flight maskless. A week later on a Jetstar flight after the lifting of the mandate, 20% of passengers were still wearing masks. Various friends have traveled to Europe through this most recent northern hemisphere summer and found mask wearing in the UK and across Europe virtually nonexistent. Given various studies that showed the common blue cloth masks and cloth bandana type masks had no effect on stopping the spread of Covid (the size of the Covid particle has been tested as multiple microns smaller than the small holes in cloth masks), these requirements were little more than a form of global virtue signaling – an easy way for politicians to be seen to be doing something to keep people safe. Yes, N95 surgical masks have been shown to help in certain situations but at over $100 a pop, use of them was not widespread. Once again NZ’s Covid can kicking left children forced to wear masks in schools far far longer than anywhere else in the world (possible exception being Asia where mask wearing has been common for decades).

(iii) Fear of Covid has evaporated in the red states in the US as almost everyone has had it and very few have had major issues. I am happy to furnish the results of a survey done in a friend’s tight knit church community of about 300 where all parishioners were surveyed as to Covid experiences. Only a handful of people remain fearful (the very elderly and some who are immuno-compromised). The level of fear towards Covid in NZ was palpable. No one in my red state ever inquired after my vaccine status either officially to gain entry anywhere nor privately to gauge whether I was safe to be around. In NZ, the QR codes to enter (no longer in use when I arrived) were everywhere attesting to the ubiquity (at least for a period of time) of the use of this method to determine vaccine status. I was also asked multiple times by people I knew if I was vaccinated and was shocked at the casual intrusion into a private medical question that had become routine in NZ.

(iv) Isolation rules crippling workplaces – these isolation rules are still in place. A family member personified the pernicious impact this is still having on the NZ economy. This person was taking regular RAT tests of them and their teenage child in the hopes that one would test positive so they could have a fully paid week off work! Anecdotal tales abound of the countless people across NZ who abused this provision to take time off work. The negative impact of this policy was immediately obvious in …..

(v) Long waits due to staff shortages everywhere because of the ridiculous and onerous isolation rules such as: queues in various shops to pay for things (except supermarkets where self-checkout is now common and works well), calling government departments – I had to call Immigration NZ, Ministry of Justice (speeding fine) and the Department of Labour and all three used to be quite accessible on prior trips and all had between a 45 minute and FOUR HOUR wait. This was also true of private companies where I waited for hours to speak to someone at Kiwibank and Air NZ. My brother waited 3 hours for the AA to attend to a breakdown on the Southern Motorway in Auckland and calling St Johns Ambulance for the family member who eventually passed away in hospital involved a wait of several hours and this was in a suburb of a major city not some remote country town.

(vi) Impact on children’s education – the length and depth of the NZ (especially Auckland) lockdowns has had the most pernicious and avoidable impacts on school aged children. Global studies on the impact of keeping children out of in-person school learning show learning damage in direct proportion to the strictness or otherwise of the Covid stay-at-home policy. In red states with few exceptions, children were back to in-person learning maybe 1 or 2 months after they commenced the school year late in the summer/Fall of 2021. Some blue states had kids still learning from home well into 2021 and kept masks on kids well into 2022! The most devastating impact of NZ’s lengthy period of time that children were kept out of schools is the now catastrophically high truancy rate. It was already higher than most 1st world countries pre-Covid but now entire swaths of south Auckland, Porirua and east Christchurch have Maori and Pasifika families whose children now work out of financial necessity and many more now chronically truant and essentially severed from the tenuous roots of formal education they once had. The long-term negative impact of this on New Zealand’s overall economic and societal wellbeing, not to mention the mental health and crime rates of so many young people of colour estranged from the education system, is incalculable.

(vii) More widespread hospitality business failure – it was sad to see the numbers of suburban hole-in-the-wall restaurants that were shut down. In my city in the US, because the lockdown rules allowed take aways even during the very first “Shelter in Place” order, the only restaurants that failed were two national chains of All you can eat Buffets headquartered in strict blue states that had NZ style lockdowns. A friend in Auckland wanted to take me out to dinner at a favourite Italian restaurant located in a prosperous suburb. He said he had to book days in advance even for a weeknight because so many of the restaurant’s competitors had closed that demand was constantly through roof. This was not a fancy restaurant and yet the mains were $38, pricing he said was so high partly because of the high demand. Almost all of the smaller privately owned NZ car rental firms have gone under due to the border closure. Fortunately, the one I often use managed to survive. In one location when picking up a car, I asked a staff member how they survived. He said they furloughed almost all staff, and they had one staff member on duty at what was once a busy site serving the few essential travelers through the long Auckland lockdown. The owners have had to borrow big to stay afloat and were able to just survive until the borders opened. Their competitors were not so lucky.

(viii) Divisiveness over vaccine mandates – it is on this matter that I have seen the most Covid related damage to NZ society. A family member is a teacher and became subject to the vaccine mandate. They actually refused to disclose their status and this refusal eventually cost them their job. In time, and before the education sector mandate was eventually lifted, the Board of Trustees, thanks to the encouragement of a most amazingly compassionate and understanding Principal, non-student contact aspects of the job were offered back working night times or weekends. It is difficult to describe the agony and ignominy suffered by the minority of NZers who believed the taking of a medical procedure should never be a matter of compulsion. This story can be told across NZ and inside many families. First there is the financial uncertainty for many and some lost homes and businesses due to no longer being able to pay mortgages. In the case of my family member, their spouse, who also remained unvaccinated, was able to work from home and they survived. It wasn’t just being unable to go to restaurants, hair salons and cafes or being able to attend sports or other entertainment events, it was things like being forced to attend a separate unvaccinated church service for an outcast group of freedom minded folk who were treated by fellow parishioners like recalcitrant lepers. This matter divided our family awfully with the embattled unvaccinated loudly pressing their case and some of the vaccinated making snide and dismissive comments designed to apply pressure. The widespread presumption of going along with the status quo and the opprobrium and sometimes nasty comments directed at those who chose medical freedom was one of the most unedifying spectacles I have ever seen in NZ. The emotional wrenching across families on this matter has left a massive invisible scar that IMO will be a long stain on life in NZ. In the US such mandates were limited to a few sectors, states and school districts with the vast majority of people untouched by mandates and the few that were enacted were all progressively rolled back being deemed quickly and easily as unconstitutional by appellate Federal Courts. Just recently the Supreme Court of New York, one of America’s most liberal states and a state with a Covid regime closest to what happened in NZ, ordered employees of the City of New York fired for not being vaccinated not only back to work but on full back pay with massive daily fines if NYC fails to heed their order. Similar rollbacks have been ordered by the new Italian government and by the new conservative Premier of Alberta who went further and proffered an apology to the unvaccinated who had been fired due to noncompliance.

3 – EXCESSIVE MAORIFICATION

Lest I ever be accused of racism, I believe my experiences and closeness to Maori and Maori culture far exceed those of the average white middle class Pakeha. I grew up with Maori and Samoan kids attending Cub Scouts then a community youth group, our family was very close to a Maori family, and we holidayed together for years, one of my sibling’s has married into a wonderful Maori family and for some years until his recent bereavement, my NZ business partner was Maori. He learned te Reo at the feet of a remote living native speaker and learned much of the ancient Maori language and culture and he was fluent and an amazing educator of old Maori ways. I learned from him to pronounce Maori place names properly decades before it became a new white liberal virtue signaling habit. I have watched the promotion of te Reo with pleasure knowing what it meant to Maori friends and I support the Kohangareo and Te Kura Kaupapa Maori language learning developments. But this trend is now being taken to ridiculous levels:

(i) Place names – the trend of calling major cities by their Maori name is silly and has gone too far. Most of the names are affectations and not what traditional Maori called the area as often the new European settlements were built on land Maori rarely used so local hapu had no names of substance for the area. This is doubly true of the word ”Aotearoa”. This was never the ancient Maori name for New Zealand indeed it is never mentioned in the 1835 Maori Declaration of Independence nor in the Treaty of Waitangi’s Maori translation and only began to be used occasionally in the 1860’s and even then, it was a name that only a few northern tribes used to sometimes describe the North Island and Great Barrier Island. It crept into more common usage after the Maori King Movement first identified a village then in the region around the King movement land as Aotearoa and the King Movement’s nationwide ambition gave this name added currency but not until the turn of the century. The “Land of the Long White Cloud” approximate translation didn’t appear until the 1920’s and 30’s It was decided for almost marketing reasons to use it to apply to the whole country because of its rather cool mythical sounding touristy translation. New Zealand’s entire prosperity relies on its exports – without the dairy, meat, fruit and tourism, we don’t have an economy. Decades of marketing and hundreds of millions have been spent by government agencies and private companies small and large to build Brand New Zealand and here we are toying with the idea of renaming the country Aotearoa, a name that is meaningless to the rest of the world and really only the desired primary name of a tiny influential elite of Maori activists and progressive media influencers.

The same is equally true of city names. Auckland is an internationally renown city and New Zealand is still a majority white society. It’s understandable that Rhodesia, a nation that was ruled by a 15% white minority, would want to change the name of its country and capital to a majority African name. Ditto the Indian cities that have eschewed their colonial Anglicised names in favour of proper Hindi local names. But South Africa, also majority black and with the awful history of white oppression via apartheid, has not changed to the African name Anzania nor have the names of the major English named cities Cape Town and Durban and the three major Afrikaans named cities (Pretoria, Bloemfontein and Johannesburg) changed their names. A culturally aggressive elite are trying to force name changes onto an almost 80% white population to the language of a minority comprising 15% of the population. We put a potential flag change to a referendum vote, we should do the same for Aotearoa at the national level and each of the major cities at the regional level. Brand NZ is too important to throw away on progressive white liberal and Maori radicals’ whims.

(ii) The same is true for the trend to call Government departments by their Maori names. By all means have the Maori translation on the letterhead and office signage but that is not enough, the white majority must be forced to call all the institutions of the State by the language spoken by 1% of the population. What benefit does this bestow? It doesn’t stop there; you get any written communication from a government department or agency, and you get the obligatory Maori greetings and salutations at the beginning and end. Again, does this improve service delivery or outcomes? It appears to be just more virtue signaling.

(iii) Treaty related decision making. It has reached the ridiculous point where virtually all government decisions and policies have to be made on the basis of how they will affect our Treaty partners. Advancement in the public service, even initial hiring, now is dependent on knowledge of the Treaty and its role in a particular government agency. The next step will be a requirement for advancement to senior ranks of the bureaucracy for fluency in Te Reo.

(iv) NZ seems hellbent on adopting a nationwide central government-controlled health system akin to Britain’s lumbering NHS. The supposed efficiencies of this move remain to be seen. But what is far more pernicious and worrying is the creation of the Maori Health Authority. This is a form of legislated health separatism and the poor health outcomes of Maori are going to be addressed not by necessarily increasing proper and better targeted spending on specific Maori issues but progressively over time by commandeering a greater percentage of the overall Vote Health to fund what will become in essence over time a separate Maori health system that will use as an excuse in taking a larger slice from the remaining system the need to redress the imbalance in Maori health. This is nothing more than reverse health apartheid.

(v) The extent to which the Labour Government are prepared to secede power and sovereignty to Maori iwi is demonstrated in the 3 Waters reforms. Under the guise of improving New Zealand’s sometimes inadequate tap, storm and waste water management, Labour have rammed through a complex ownership model that removes decision making over billions of dollars of water assets into the hands of four regional water authorities that have no accountability to any elected office holders (as is the case with current council ownership) and the governance of this body is subject to a board that is required to have 50% Maori representation. Thus 15% of the population now have effective veto rights over all decisions concerning massive water related assets and future expansion. This reform is done over the objections of a majority of councils and for which there was consultation that raised massive objections across the country but was completely ignored.

When will the Maorification of NZ society end? An arbitrary name change of the country and all British originated city and town names? Compulsory te Reo in schools at the cost of billions and the opportunity cost of students foregoing precious classroom time for a language that the world cares zero for over subjects that can further NZ’s trading prowess globally? Will we be seeing a completely separate criminal justice system with violent criminals no longer subject to prison time to protect the population but answerable to some weak intra iwi community service model that sees recidivism rates soar and more innocent often poor Maori further victimised? I got a glimpse of the future at Auckland Airport’s Air New Zealand Domestic Terminal. The next day there was a celebration at Parliament commemorating 50 years since the revival of the Maori language became official government policy and thousands of Maori school children descended on the Capital to take part. 80% of our flight were such children. Air New Zealand ground staff proudly and with great fanfare invited tangata whenua to board first and us Pakeha rabble last. I was stunned at this sign of corporate kowtowing to racial divisiveness. And don’t get me started on the current Air NZ safety video featuring dubious Maori mythologising and cringe inducing racial PC tropes. I’m sure I will be vilified in elite circles as pale, stale and male for expressing what still a majority of NZers feel.

NZ Four Years On, Bitter/Sweet – Part 1

Recently I returned home after almost four years away for a family bereavement. Two of those years coincided with the Covid border closure where obtaining a space in MIQ was the subject of a lottery that made it next to impossible to secure a space. I have called my experience “Bitter/Sweet” because I was reminded of the many things I sorely missed about New Zealand, but I also came face to face with some realities of modern NZ life that soured the good experiences. Part 1 covers The Sweet. Parts 2 and 3 will cover The Bitter.

FOOD

Oh my, where to begin. Perhaps with the most longed for item: PIES! In America a pie is a fruit pie like apple or cherry. They have virtually no equivalent of our meat pies. It’s hard to explain to Americans quite the primacy of position in the food world that pies have in NZ. I try to explain the ubiquity of places that sell pies, of the hierarchy of pie quality, of the intense competition between bakeries vying for Gold Medal status in a town or region and of the exciting array of pie ingredient choices. NZ is worth a kilo a week for visiting expats and near daily consumption of pies is the main culprit. Needless to say, I was a very frequent and happy imbiber of said pies and I have amassed a list of award-winning pie sellers across the country that I frequent on my travels!

Regular food bought in average supermarkets in NZ, whilst significantly more expensive than the equivalent quality supermarkets in the US, nonetheless the quality of everyday products is much higher and is akin to the quality you can only get in the US at more expensive farmers markets and upmarket shops like Whole Foods. It is well known that NZ’s year-round outdoor grass grazing of cows leads to rich and creamy milk, butter, cheese, cream, chocolate and ice cream, but I was reminded that ordinary day to day veges like onions, spring onions, carrots, celery, potatoes etc. just have more flavour and colour than average veges bought in US supermarkets. NZ’s more local market gardens growing in rich, naturally watered soils yield better and tastier products than the industrial scale farms in the US and increasingly Mexico. Then there’s the non-sugary bread where even common NZ bread offerings below the quality of our famous Vogel’s beat the sugary offerings that are common even with supposedly artisan breads in the US.

And finally, there’s the seafood! I was able to have fresh lobster, mussels and snapper and of course several obligatory meals of fish and chips. Amazing – although that once cheap fast food staple is not cheap anymore. Did I mention the rich yokes in eggs and the fluffy egg whites? I have become a bit of a pavlova expert but my pavs in NZ always taste way better and yet I use the same recipe and ingredients. All in all, NZ food is simply superb across the board. Add to that a number of innovative restaurants, cafes and the tradition to still cook food from scratch, NZ is a gastronomic feast! I came back with my usual haul of Whitakers chocolates, bikkies, Minties, Jaffas, pineapple lumps etc.

SCENERY

Until Covid, NZ was a premium tourism destination. Hopefully in time we will return to that position as the restrictions of the pandemic fade into the rear-view mirror. As an expat you get used to raves from anyone who has ever visited NZ about the scenery or the regularly expressed strong desire to visit NZ because of its beauty. Our reputation is richly deserved. I had forgotten how beautiful NZ is – in some places, breathtakingly so. After such a wet winter and early spring, I don’t think I have ever seen NZ so green even in parts of the country that sometimes can be a little drier. Living in NZ it is easy to take all the beauty for granted. The US has many beautiful parts but the compact package of such varied beauty across so many landscape types as found in NZ is unique.

THE OCEAN

This is a subset of the scenery but with so much of NZ being so close to the water, the impact of the sea on NZ is huge. For the first time in 20 years, I rode on the Cook Strait Ferry and was reminded of the stunning beauty of the Marlborough Sounds and of Wellington on a fine still day (yes, we fluked such conditions on arrival!). I got to bodyboard in magic surf north of Auckland and often went for runs along beaches and riverside tracks in various locations. The pristine and uncrowded conditions at NZ beaches contrast with the population and visitor pressure on US coastal areas. Then there’s the fact that so many people have boats and so many people fish. A good mate happened to have been snapper fishing with his neighbour the day before I arrived and so a fresh large snapper was tea that night! If you live inland in the US, it’s difficult to replicate such experiences. It’s no wonder we excel at yachting and rowing because of our proximity to water.

KIWI CHARACTER

This is an aspect of NZ I greatly miss. It begins with the widespread and genuine friendliness of people. When you ring a call centre, if you get a NZer and not someone in the Philippines or India, you can actually have a real conversation whereas in the US, even when talking to US based staff, they rigidly follow wooden scripts. Another feature is our humour and the propensity to mildly mock one another. I get away with some kiwi style humour in the US but often it’s lost in translation. Because I refuse to lose my accent, I am daily subjected to questions about what I have just said. I have to use the American word equivalent (trunk versus boot, faucet versus tap etc. etc.), I have to slow my speech down, I have to omit kiwi slang words and I have to sometimes translate the accent. Back home I can be 100% natural and be 100% understood – normal speed, normal accent and the full suite of slang. I have over the years complied a master list of Kiwi slang and words we use that Americans don’t (like solicitor/barrister for attorney, caveat instead of lien, settlement instead of closing) and it has grown to 655 words and phrases! When I was back in NZ, I added 5 more slang words/phrases to my list. I knew the most common words but kept getting blank stares from Americans when I’d use a word and presto, another would be added to the list. Add to that 60 Maori words that are now in common everyday usage in NZ and then the 90 odd words that we use in common with Americans but pronounce differently (e.g., Mahzda with a long a versus Mazda with a short a), and the scope for being misunderstood is wider than you’d think. Finally, there’s the cheeky informality of interpersonal relations in NZ and the tendency to perhaps be a little blunter that I miss a lot. NZers are a little harder to dive in deep with initially but then after initial barriers are broken, deep and long-lasting friendships are easier. Americans are openly quite friendly but more guarded and difficult to get to the next stage of closeness.

RUGBY

OK non rugby fans will scoff but as a fan, former player, current referee and coach of the game, it is an important part of kiwi life that I miss. In NZ, rugby is a legacy sport like gridiron in America and soccer in Germany or Brazil. In the US it is a transactional sport – it’s a cool toy American boys show off to girls or mates, but they too easily move on to the next shiny sporting object. It makes recruiting, training and retaining youth payers much tougher than in NZ where, at especially the top rugby schools, you have the undivided and loyal attention of all the players. I was able to watch the last Bledisloe Cup game in the company of some fanatical All Black fans who, like me, have played, reffed and/or coached the game. The level of knowledge and analysis of the game was phenomenal and it’s something I sorely miss. Yes expat kiwis in the US get together at odd hours to cheer on the ABs but most are there to share in the kiwi treats on offer (someone makes a pav, sausage rolls, pikelets or scones and someone often has kiwi lollies or bikkies on hand) and to hang out with fellow kiwis but only a few are true aficionados of the game and when watching with Americans new to the game, it’s a wall of baffled questions. Sadly, boys’ rugby globally is a dwindling sport even in NZ, but nothing beats the 1st XV games of the elite secondary school competitions in NZ’s main centres.

CLIMATE

There is something magical about getting off the plane in Auckland, stepping out from the terminal building and inhaling the clean fresh rural air, I’m not sure I’ve had such an experience at any major city airport anywhere in the world such is the freshness and cleanliness of the air in NZ. Whilst spring is traditionally a pretty turbulent mix bag of weather in NZ, most of the North Island at least enjoys a mild temperate climate that is easier to live in than most US states. Many US states alternate between quite cold, damp snowy winters and hot humid summers. The desert SW is lovely 9 months of the year but has brutal summers and most of Florida and the south also has very mild winters, but very hot humid summers punctuated by occasional hurricanes. The Midwest of the US is plagued with tornados. NZ has its share of wild weather don’t get me wrong, but about 80% of NZ’s population lives in a climate that is very livable.

HIGH SPEED INTERNET

NZs famed ultra-fast broadband rollout, undertaken in the 2010’s, was an ambitious and costly project but one that ultimately has paid off in spades. During the rather more extensive and lengthier Covid lockdowns in NZ, much of commerce and working/schooling from home had to be done online and fast broadband across most NZ urban areas made this a bit easier. I am also pleasantly surprised by how much faster the broadband is in virtually all the homes I stayed in and places you frequent like shopping malls and airports. You can get fibre-based broadband increasingly in more US cities, but it is a slower patchier rollout and most broadband you encounter is slower than NZ.

General Debate 05 November 2022

Govt abandons need for evidence in decision making on alcohol harm

Stuff reports:

The Government will take on alcohol retailers by tilting the playing field towards communities in licencing decisions, and alcohol sponsorship will be reviewed.

Actually it tips it away from communities towards politicians. It means that no one in the community will be able to appeal against the regulations put in place by the local council.

Justice Minister Kiri Allan announced on Sunday the Government would be removing the ability for alcohol companies and retailers to challenge a community’s local alcohol policies, an appeals process she said was costing councils and ratepayers “millions” in legal fees.

Actually they are removing the ability for anyone at all to appeal. And the reason there have been so many appeals is because the Councils are so incompetent. All they have to do is have some evidence to back up their proposed rules, but they have been incapable of that. So the response is to throw out the law allowing decisions to be challenged on the basis they are unreasonable. The Government is saying that Councils should have the ability to place any restriction they want, no matter how unreasonable.

Stuff also reports:

Changes to alcohol licensing laws will force some small operators out of business, a Wellington bar owner says.

Matt McLaughlin​, director of Hoff Hospitality Group, said he agreed current rules weren’t working and supported alcohol law reform.

However, taking away the appeals process wasn’t the answer.

“It’s not democratic and it’s not fair – everywhere else in our justice system you have the right to appeal,” he said.

“If you take that right away from small businesses, it’s game over for them. Supermarkets will survive, small businesses won’t.”

Councils will be able to impose all sorts of rules, without any evidence they reduce harm, on small businesses such as cafes, bars and bottle stars.

Slap on the hand for stealing $200,000 from taxpayers

Stuff reports:

A nurse who defrauded the Ministry of Social Developmen (MSD) of over $200,000 has been suspended from the profession for nine months.

Nine months is pretty light, but that is not the part that annoys me.

Ms Y had received a domestic purposes benefit for nearly 20 years, but signed various declarations that her circumstances had not changed over that time.

As a result of an Inland Revenue match, it was found Ms Y had been employed by Healthcare NZ from September 1, 2007, and NZ Nursing from October 6, 2015. She had not informed the ministry of the changes in her circumstances.

The ministry also discovered she had noted someone as her partner on her employment documents. Inquiries found she had been living in a marriage-type relationship from 2008.

So for 15 years she lied about not having a job and for 14 years she lied about not being in a relationship, stealing $200,000 from taxpayers.

Ms Y was convicted of 20 charges, but Judge Jane Farish did not impose a sentence on her and granted her permanent name suppression.

This is the appalling part. She got name suppression and no consequences from the judicial system.

Hamilton West is competitive

Newshub has reported on a poll Curia did for ACT in Hamilton West. It shows National ahead of Labour by 8.1% on the decided vote, and was done before any actual candidates were selected.

But as you would expect, there were large numbers undecided or not planning to vote. On the total vote you had just a 4.5% gap between National and Labour, which is within the margin of error for a poll of 400 people. That means there is a non-trivial (greater than 10%) chance that Labour is in fact slightly ahead in the seat.

The margin of error you see reported for a poll is for a result of 50% and based on all voters. The actual margin of error for individual results will depend on what the result is, and how many people gave a preference.

So my reading of the race is the seat is competitive, and the key will be what the undecideds do, what the turnout is and of course the actual candidate quality and campaign quality.

General Debate 04 November 2022

Labour spending Covid-19 money on Three Waters!

The Herald reports:

The Government has tapped some $70m of Covid Response and Recovery money to bolster the dwindling coffers of its Three Waters Reform Programme, including the purchase of ongoing policy and communications work, much of it done by consultants.

Cabinet redirected the unspent Covid-related funds in April this year, Cabinet documents show, despite an earlier promise by Finance Minister Grant Robertson to focus the Covid-19 Response and Recovery Fund (CRRF) funds specifically on meeting the direct costs of responding to Covid-19 and the economic recovery from it.

So we were told the Government needed $61 billion to fight Covid-19, and it turns out they are spending big chunks of it on spin doctors and consultants for Three Waters!

Coal imports soaring under Labour

Nick Smith shows how to unite

Nick Smith announced:

I appointed Rohan O’Neill-Stevens as my deputy. It is a deliberate decision to build a more united council by appointing a Councillor of a different political persuasion and generation. Rohan shares my ambition for a more collegial Council, has a sharp mind and good understanding of Council processes. The combination of experience and pragmatism with youth and idealism will be good for Nelson.

This moved surprised some as Rohan stood against Nick for Mayor (was a credible 3rd), is only 22 and his politics are on the left.

But Nick has shown great sense with the appointment, as people want their Councils to work together, despite having some different philosophies.

I think it stands in contrast to Wellington where new Mayor Tory Whanau could have united the Council by appointing an experienced Councillor such as Nicola Young as Deputy Mayor, but instead she chose a relatively new Green Party Councillor in Laurie Foon.

General Debate 03 November 2022

Starship turns down $570,000

The Herald reports:

One of New Zealand horse racing’s biggest names has been left stunned after being turned down by Starship Children’s Hospital for a free charity partnership to the tune of more than half a million dollars.

Mark Chittick is the owner of the thoroughbred nursery Waikato Stud and also owns the majority of 4-year-old galloper I Wish I Win, even though the horse now races in Australia.

I Wish I Win won the A$10 million Golden Eagle race at Rosehill in Sydney on Saturday and the race came with a A$520,000 ($570,000) donation to a charity of the winning owner’s choice.

Cambridge-based Chittick wanted to donate that money to Starship but was turned down last week before the race was run. …

“They rang me back an hour later and declined. They were really polite about it but said they didn’t want to take money associated with racing or gambling.

“I couldn’t believe it and now that is A$520,000 which will never come to New Zealand and help Kiwi kids.”

What an appalling decision.

Do they turn down money from Lotto?

This isn’t about sponsorship or partnership – simply a donation.

Kids at Starship will be penalised due to this decision. It is putting ideology over patients.

UPDATE: They now claim they don’t have a policy against accepting such donations and they just didn’t have enough time to say yes to it. Sounds like spin to me, after realising how badly this reflects on them.

IRD was right

Stuff reports:

An attempt by Inland Revenue to make Halloween a chance to teach children about tax by taking away a third of their treats has been criticised as mean-spirited.

The tax department’s Tweet was deleted and Inland Revenue apologised.

“Gearing up for Halloween?” the post began.

“Fun Fact: Parenting trends like a lollies tax teach kids responsibility by taking some of their lollies and taxing their trick-or-treat haul.

“The tax can be as much as one-third of the lollies ‘earned’ on Halloween. Will you be celebrating?”

This was in fact a brilliant idea.

If you want to have a generation of New Zealanders grow up hating taxation, then yes parents should tell all their kids they are confiscating a third of their candy as tax. The Taxpayers’ Union would have to set up a new membership category for pre-schoolers and students.

Labour’s by-election candidate protests against her own Government!

Stuff reports:

Health Minister Andrew Little was ambushed by Tertiary Education Union (TEU) members, including his party’s own newly announced candidate for Hamilton West, at the University of Waikato on Wednesday morning.

Instead of an innocuous ministerial announcement lauding a spending package aimed at bettering students’ mental health, Minister Little was met with cries of: “We lament your 2%! 2% won’t pay the rent!”

Also in attendance was a member of the Labour Party’s own – Georgie Dansey.

The party’s candidate in the upcoming Hamilton West by-election, was seen alongside union members, sporting a TEU pin.

She left after being approached by Stuff.

Dansey was announced only the day before as the party’s candidate to take on expelled member Gaurav Sharma next month.

So let’s see if we have this right.

On Tuesday she was selected as the Labour Party candidate to go out there and sell what a great job Labour is doing.

And on Wednesday she takes part in a stealth protest ambush against one of her own Ministers.

When do we stop laughing? 🙂

Mike King – Gumboot Friday November 4th

I count Mike King as a good friend. He has spoken a number of times in schools I have been associated with and is always brilliant. The kids recognise the message and the person as TREASURE. He lifted some of our students out of trauma that we had not seen.

His message is carried by his remarkable humour. Three years back we were both speaking at a conference with around 400 guests – mostly adults involved in education. Two things struck me; firstly I was deeply grateful to have spoken before Mike – following his act would be a nightmare. Secondly – although this was an education conference about better teaching/learning – Mike spoke to the adults about their mental-health. Sixty minutes of laughing, crying and changed lives.

Two years ago we hosted Mike in the Bay of Islands for three events. Again – simply brilliant.

For all of this government’s (including the MoH) failures – their treatment of Mike King and therefore 1000s of needy young people is the worst I know of. Especially disgusting with all of the need over the last three years. National/ACT should be declaring far and wide a huge commitment to assist Mike’s work.

Here is the link to the Gumboot Friday event. It is this Friday but you can donate anytime – plus do Gumboots at work on Friday.

Here is Mike talking on The Rock earlier this week. You need to know how bad things are – and the appalling behaviour of the bureaucrats. It is a tough watch.

The Gumboot Friday organisation works with 1000s of kids with their trained counsellors. They need your help and I can guarantee it will be the most effective donation you have ever made.

Competing photo ops

Claire Trevett writes:

As Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern gazed around Shackleton’s hut in Antarctic on Thursday and reflected on Ernest Shackleton’s leadership style, she quipped: “I don’t think I can quite compare government with the hardship and endurance of Antarctic exploration. But some days …”

It was only half a joke.

On the same day Ardern was reflecting on her childhood hero, Shackleton, the man who poses the greatest risk to ending those days in government was reflecting on his own apparent childhood hero – Ronald McDonald.

National’s leader, Christopher Luxon, popped into the Merivale McDonald’s where he had worked at a school student.

After slapping mustard onto some buns and pouring a soft-serve, he waxed lyrical about the value of a first job at McDonalds and what it had taught him. …

None of this fazed National at all. The point of the Maccas visit was to highlight to people that Luxon came from humble-ish beginnings and worked his way up from when he was 15.

I think one of the best things you can do for kids is to have them do part-time work while at school. It teaches the value of work, thrift and saving. While at intermediate school I did a paper run (sometimes three), and then at age 14 worked nights and Saturday mornings at Woolworths.

The Luxon photo op, to me, worked well as that reminder of him coming from relatively humble beginnings, and it contrasted well with Ardern being in Antarctica (which I have no problem with, but the timing during a cost of living crisis is unfortunate).

Labour Light Rail vs the Space Race

A great graphic showing how terrible Labour are at delivering. My only criticism is that it is too generous to Labour as I would say there is a 0.001% chance construction on Auckland Light Rail would begin in 2026.

General Debate 02 November 2022

Three shortlisted for Hamilton West

National announced:

On Sunday, local National Party members will select a candidate from the following shortlist:

Rachel Afeaki-Taumoepeau Frances Hughes Tama Potaka

This will be a damn hard choice, from three great candidates.

Rachel is one of the leading Pacific businesswomen in New Zealand having chaired the NZ Tonga Business Council and taken up governance roles with many businesses and organisations.

Frances is globally recognised as a leader in health. She has been the CEO of the International Nursing Council and is the current  Group General Manager Clinical and Care services for a major healthcare provider.

Tama is the CEO of an Iwi, has been an investment advisor at the NZ Super Fund and the former head of corporate services for Tainui.

I don’t know who will win, but I hope the two who don’t make it look at other seats, and/or the party list.

214 people got to choose their ending

Stuff reports:

Nearly 600​ people have applied to access assisted dying since it was made legal in New Zealand late last year, and 214​ have been assisted to die.

Dying is sad, but I am very pleased that we now allow those with a terminal illness who are suffering to choose to end things on their terms.

Auckland and Christchurch propose a sensible Three Waters model

Stuff reports:

Auckland’s mayor Wayne Brown has teamed up with his Christchurch counterpart to try to launch a new version of the Government’s proposed Three Waters reforms.

Brown and Christchurch’s Phil Mauger have gained the backing of Waimakariri mayor Dan Gordon, and are seeking further support for how local body water supply operations should be reformed.

A key feature of their plan for Regional Water Organisations (RWO) is that they would be owned and governed by the participating councils, and not by a co-governance body, as in the Government plan.

The new plan would allow regions to decide how big their new entities would be, rather than the four regional entities proposed nationwide.

This is similar to what I have mooted:

  • Regulator sets standards for water companies
  • Councils decide between themselves the boundaries for each (possibly the Govt could set a minimum population size of say 500,000)
  • Councils own (not fake own) and appoint boards of water companies

“The new proposal would maintain crucial aspects of central government’s existing plan, including the new water regulator, Taumata Arowai, while maintaining local ownership, control and accountability and allowing for meaningful roles for mana whenua,” the two mayors said in a statement.

A meaningful role is good. Control is not good. Control must be through democratic accountability.

General Debate 01 November 2022

David MacLeod for New Plymouth

National announced:

David MacLeod (Ngāti Mutunga, Ngāi Tahu, Ngāti Porou) has been selected by local party members as National’s New Plymouth candidate for the 2023 General Election.

Mr MacLeod owns and runs Linepower, a Taranaki electricity network maintenance business. He served on the Taranaki Regional Council, including as Chair since 2007, until stepping down at this year’s local elections.

So he is a small business owner and has a successful electoral record in Taranaki, having won eight elections. He’s also been a director of Fonterra and Port Taranaki and was appointed by the current Minister of Conservation to chair Predator Free NZ earlier this year.

He is an incredibly substantive candidate.

Things I would like banned/cancelled.

Please feel free to chip in. Would love your ideas.

With a change of government looking increasing likely the Labour/Green government is really starting to ramp up their cancel list.

Latest manifestations of such.

a) Significant achievement for low decile, Maori and Pasifika students has been banned. This has been demonstrated by the huge slump in NCEA/UE statistics in he last three years, completely ineffectively policies to have more than 22% of decile 1 students fully attending, teaching and learning programmes that see decile 1 students passing basic writing tests at 2%.

b) Regulating alcohol (not entirely bad) while wanting free-play on other drugs.

c) Free and robust speech.

I am sure there is more to come so I thought I would create my top ten list (respect to Letterman).

10. Across the world golfers with handicaps less that 24 should be banned from all pro tournaments. Weekend hackers, like me, need their chance, and experts like Ryan Fox have had the opportunity of hitting many more golf balls in practice and that isn’t fair. He has been far too dedicated.

9. Pedestrian crossings must go. As far as I know there are no road user charges for pedestrians. They are effectively trespassing. We could hugely reduce congestion in our cities by insisting pedestrians simply have to take their chances (and improve their fitness and skills sets). There could be flow on positives from this – e.g. less need for retirement saving, housing….

8. The Daily Blog must go. I go there once a day and read what Bomber Bradbury (and others) have to say. At times it is appalling – he is arguing for robust debate, he is challenging the woke orthodoxy, he even makes occasional economic sense and insists people should be talking. Appalling.

7. Similarly Chris Trotter. What on earth is he doing? He holds traditional Labour values and clearly cares for the needy. And yet he believes deeply in free speech and the qualities this should bring to a 2022 society. Weird. A one way ticket to Ukraine (with a sawn off spud-gun) needed.

6. The “River of Filth”. Sure anyone, even tangentially connected to the Wellington protests, need to know that they should purchase cheap rubber boats and paddle for South America. When someone like the highly esteemed Michael Wood (Minister of Potholes and Ridiculous Train Transport), who publicly declares his Christian faith calls you “filth” it must be clear that he has adjudicated that even Jesus would not stand up for you. Time to paddle.

5. Any political party who lack so much creativity that they can only call themselves after a colour. The Greens have to go. The precedent has too much risk. A Purple party for re-incarnated royalty? An Orange party for Dutch immigrants? A Red party for people with orange hair? A Yellow party for nervous people? There is no end to this. It must be cancelled.

4. Fitness and exercise must be removed from society in all ways. It those trends deeply caught on they would render much of the health system as superfluous. Also, if you are overweight (as I currently am) it is simply embarrassing that other people have not been so slovenly. Shame on them. Cancelled or shot – not sure which.

3. Reading and other broad intellectual pursuits need to be removed from society – along with any form of critical thinking and the probing asking of questions (such should be criminal for media -if it isn’t already). There is no way in the world our coming generations should be able to think for themselves – bowing at the “podium of truth” is an exemplary practice. Can you imagine how awful it would be for one of our “investigative journalists” or “explainers” to ask a politician or a bureaucrat for a “reference”? I always ask Year 7 – 10 children for references but it would be appalling to ask privileged/resources adults for the same.

2. All satirists and comedians MUST be banned and their legacy performances removed. My list so far is – Dave Chappell, Norm MacDonald, Ricky Gervais, John Clarke, Stephen Fry, John Gadsby & David McPhail, Bill Burr, Mike King, Robin Williams, Joe Rogan, Billy T. James. They are often “inappropriate” and that is enough for me. Norm MacDonald even lampooned teachers – “how dare he??!!”

1. Government must go. The very great Douglas Adams summed it up so superbly.

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

(Darn it – I forget to add in EV’s, hybrids, cubes, and anything that takes an hour to get to 100km, chews up heavy metals, and requires massive amounts of coal fire electricity.)

Govt should fund Stats NZ more

Stuff reports:

Stats NZ says it doesn’t have the funding or resources to provide monthly inflation figures, after the Reserve Bank and a top accounting body said more frequent reporting could help ensure interest rates were set at the right level.

Chartered Accountants Australia and New Zealand (Caanz) said the Reserve Bank would be less likely to make a mistake by setting interest rates higher or lower than was necessary if it had more regular information on how inflation was tracking.

In this era of high inflation, we should be reporting more frequently than quarterly.

Vial said there could be a lag of up to about five months between a swing in inflation occurring and the Reserve Bank resetting interest rates after that was picked up in Stats NZ’s quarterly statistics.

That lag would be greatest if the swing began at the start of a quarter and there was long gap between Stats NZ reporting it and the Reserve Bank’s next scheduled OCR review.

The Government could stop wasting money in other areas and give some more money to Stats NZ so we get monthly inflation stats.