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Helping out the neighbours

July 22nd, 2010 at 11:00 am by David Farrar

What a great neighbour!

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12 Responses to “Helping out the neighbours”

  1. MikeNZ (3,234) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Honest effort. delicious, don’t you just love the law.

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  2. andrei (2,064) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 11:12 am

    That story has been floating around for ages – sounds pretty bogus.

    Don’t they have artificial insemination in Stuggart?

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  3. American Gardener (554) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 am

    A.I. costs $6,000 a cycle in New Zealand with no guarantees. $2,500 is a bargain.

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  4. Pete George (17,596) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 11:37 am

    This “news” mostly seems to have done the rounds in April 2009, but goes back to at least January 09. Can’t find it on any news sites.

    Interesting on the character’s names, from Beolingus:

    Traute: strength, spunk, guts
    Maus: mouse
    Verarschen: to take the piss out of

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  5. James (1,338) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Neat twist at the end…I was expecting Maus to have been found to be using male contraceptive drugs or similar to ensure he could extend the “helping out” with the other blokes wife,

    Nice work if you can get it! ;-)

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  6. RKBee (1,344) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    It just goes to show that a good thing never lasts… for Frank or his wife.

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  7. Johnboy (10,738) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    The fools. They should have called dime. :)

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  8. Honest John (204) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Yo DPF, play the one about the loan-shark bro!

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  9. trout (819) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Its dirty work but somebody has to do it.

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  10. Rex Widerstrom (4,965) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    My dream job.

    No, not because of the sex thing.

    It’s just that in every other job, when I’ve f*cked it up I end up getting fired.

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  11. Patrick Starr (3,673) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    so if Maus was not the real father of his own children, who was? – the neighbour on the other side perhaps?

    (mind you it sure beats trying to take over the world again)

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  12. tknorriss (323) Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Funny story. But untrue I think.

    I have done a bit of googling and have not found any evidence of said former beauty queen. :smile:

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