Catch the Pulse

The Lower North Island region of the Young Nationals put out a regular newsletter called Pulse.

After I linked to a previous story about one of their number who went swimming in a tuxedo, they told me that this got them four times as many visits as normal, and what would it cost to have me link more often.

After careful consideration I set a price of one female virgin Young National to be sacrificed to me every month. The wise Regional Chairman accepted my terms.

Hence with great (anticipated) pleasure I encourage people to read Issue 14 of Pulse. The top ten reasons it will be a shame if Labour loses is a good read, and you can win $120 if you pick what states Bush and Kerry will win.

I am not sure if I am on a click through rate or a flat rate, but regardless I encourage people to go have a read 🙂

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