More Dim-Post satire

Oh this one is really harsh and biting, but also very funny:

New Code of Conduct: ‘Three Gang Rapes and You’re Out’

New rules for police behaviour place strict limits on the number of gang-rapes sworn officers can commit during the course of their career …

Broad also pointed out the impact on police resources caused by complaints made against police. ‘Every time a charge is lodged a senior officer has to spend hours bullying the complainant into abandoning it. That’s not helping anyone.’ …

Police Manager of Human Resources Wayne Annan also defended the new rules.

‘The new guidelines reflect that while it is natural and normal for officers to gang rape one or two civilians in their first few years of service it is not a hobby that is compatible with a career in the New Zealand police force.’ …

I hope Danyl doesn’t break any laws in the near future 🙂

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