Kirsty Johnston at Stuff reports:
Ram’s testicles are so passe – this year extreme foodies wanting a real taste test will be lining up for a shot of stallion semen.
Horse semen shots, to be followed with a swig of energy drink, are the new kids on the kitchen block at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month.
Why have the energy drink follow the semen? They could combine it into the one drink – call it V+
The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake, of Christchurch, who says he came up with the idea after hearing about people drinking bull’s semen.
“I thought, horses are all testosterone, they have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you’ll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards,” Kerslake said.
So the idea is to get zizz from the jizz. See if you can sneak that into an english exam.