TOP have announced their party list. The top six (who would be MPs if they make 5%) are:
- Gareth Morgan, cat killer
- Geoff Simmons, works for cat killer
- Teresa Moore, marine scientist
- Buddy Mikaere, resource consent consultant
- Olly Wilson, real estate agent and nurse
- Donna Pokere-Phillips, regional council manager
UPDATE: A reader has corrected the list:
1. Morgan: kills your cat
2: Simmons: works for cat killer.
3: Moore: marine scientist, knows how to drown cats.
4: Mikaere: resource consent consultant, helps plan where to bury cats.
5: Wilson: real estate and nurse, sell you somewhere to bury the cat after checking it doesn’t have a pulse.
6: Pokere-Phillips: council manager, gives you forms to fill out and charges the fees for burying your cat.